Ramblings

Suffering the Horseman

March 16, 2011
Does that sound a bit unusual?

Maybe.

Truth be told, Mr. Liparulo's book has now become a mission to read, rather than a pleasure. Fifty pages from the end, there's just too much corniness and it's very predictable. It's also mildly irritating that characters sit marvelling at the ingenuity and complexity of the "twist" in the story. It's oh-so-clever and really difficult to understand, so you have to read about it for what feels like ten pages.

But it's not all that difficult to comprehend. Nope. Not at all.

I think my attitude towards the book switched very quickly after reading his rebuttal of The Omen: the writer made it up (even the the little poem thing allegedly from Revelation). What's interesting, though, is that despite having just said that it was made up, the characters continue discussing the merits of Antichrist mythology in The Omen - this despite such a thorough debunking!

Sorry, Mr Liparulo, but your argument is invalid. Why? Because you can't just dismiss movies like The Omen (which, by the way, your novel smacks of) and then carry on with your version of events. And then you have this mysterious US Government division that interprets modern world events in light of Biblical prophecy in order to ensure that the States are ready when the Antichrist arrives.

It's so frustrating - especially considering how very close to brilliant the novel's been up to now. It's almost like Liparulo ran out of steam at some point. Or perhaps he assumed he'd hoodwinked the readers long enough for them not to notice his shift from insinuation towards preachiness.

Either way, I'm feeling a bit cheated by this whole affair. And I am, in all fairness, trying to finish the book in hopes that he'll shift in the opposite direction and come back to the storytelling he was doing so well.

If not, I do have a collection of Zombie novellas just dying for the reading.
 

Morgan in 4D

March 6, 2011
So yesterday Estee and I experienced one of the most remarkable moments of our lives - and I think it's safe enough for me to speak on her behalf with regards to this.

We drove through to Pretoria at the crack of dawn (I was up from 4 am - in fact, I still haven't had more than an hour's sleep since) to find the Femina Clinic. And there we spent half-an-hour watching a 4D scan of Morgan. We could actually see him - features and all.

He has the most adorable little face, with big cheeks and a b...
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Marketing that Costs an Arm and a Leg

February 25, 2011
For those of you who don't know or haven't heard, there was a slight furore here in Jhb recently. The cause this time? A flier inviting people in need of "keen cash" to come in to a clinic and be paid for their "unwanted body parts". And there's a pricelist as well as a URL - listing exactly how much you can expect in return after you've cashed your kidney in.

The grammar's shocking, as is the spelling. But that's not a change for us South Africans. And, sadly, it's also not far-fetched that s...
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Sleep? Meh, Who Needs It?

February 23, 2011
This week's been an odd one - even by my standards. And I'm not talking about work.

The biggest contributing factor to the surrealism that's seeping through the laddered stocking of reality? One word: Mia.

That's right - Mia.

Mia.

Just that name is enough to send shivers of fear down my spine.

Let me fill you in.

Mia was Estee's cat before she (Or would that be "they"?) moved in with me. She's the smallest of the pride sauntering through our domicile, but she has the biggest chip on her should...
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Another Day, Another Dollar... I Guess

February 17, 2011
Here's one of those gems that just seem to float around, waiting to get noticed.

"The trouble with quotations on the Internet is you can never be too sure if they're real." - Abraham Lincoln. That can be found on the pages of www.verydemotivational.com.

Although that's a good one, the trouble with our internet is that it seems to be down more often than working. And that's a big problem. For two days now, emails have been incredibly sporadic. The real problem with that is that I've just writt...
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So Close, No Matter How Far

February 15, 2011
For those of you astute enough to pick it up - yes, that is lifted directly from Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters".

Estee and I are sitting in the kind of pickle that's typified our lives since 2009, when I left my job hellbent to start my own company. The promise of financial relief is looming on the horizon - but it still doesn't seem to be coming any closer. SARS owes me a refund of a fairly significant amount on my Income Tax from the last financial period. But, thanks to my source of in...
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Criminal Minds and Nurseries

February 14, 2011
So the best thing to happen to the South African broadcast landscape in recent years is the introduction of Top TV.

Why?

Because it makes subscription TV affordable - or, almost (but I suppose the majority of viewers out there - unlike Estee and I - aren't frantically trying to gather the cash needed to deliver a baby {R 22 000-00 to spare, anyone?}). More importantly, in my opinion, it brings us FOX and FOX FX.

Recently, Estee and I have started watching "Criminal Minds". What a winner. It's...
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Another New Beginning

February 11, 2011
So, here it is: a homepage.

Not too shabby, if I say so myself. Fair enough, I've done nothing out of the ordinary and pretty much just made use of all the various default templates available. But I'm still proud of it.

Yip. Very.

This is hopefully going to become the one-stop-shop for everything related to my writing. I'll also be posting pics of my baby's nursery here - to show off that I am capable of pasting stickers to a wall (albeit skew - that's beside the point). And for a more basic re...
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About This Guy


Sean is a South African television producer and aspiring horror writer. He lives with his fiancee, Estee Steinmann. They'll soon be joined by their firstborn child, Morgan James. These are Sean's ramblings.

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